The Bahr Family: Oh Poop!!!!

My Mom will tell you that I think every time Kaiden poops it's "the biggest poop ever"! Well, tonight, although we didn't quite have the biggest poo ever, it was the messiest poo by far! Allow me set the scene....First of all, Eric had been out of town since Monday and was excited to come home and see the kids. Madie and I were playing outside, while Eric and Kaiden finished up dinner. I heard the sliding glass door open, and saw Eric coming out with K and I thought, "oh good, he's done eating, so we can all play". WRONG!!! He says to me, "Uh, I need a little help here." I go up onto the deck to investigate. He's holding Kaiden and is covered in a green, lumpy mess. I got closer, and actually tried to sniff it. Those of you who know me best, know that I have to smell everything. I was confused because it was green and I know that he had peas for dinner. So, the next logical thing to ask was, "Are those peas or poop?" Well, Eric was really upset and he says, "It's poop, what do you think?" I started laughing and went inside, and then came right back out and said, "I'm sorry, I don't know what to do right now" Eric said, "Get a &$*&!D#$ paper towel or something!!!!" Whoa buddy, we just need to calm down! So, naturally, I grabbed the paper towels, and my camera, and came out, still laughing, to take a few pictures before we cleaned him up. Boy was Eric upset! Let's just say it wasn't quite the 'welcome home Dad' he was expecting.

WARNING: These pictures aren't for the faint of heart and do contain actual feces!!!!

Eric and Kaiden...both covered in green poo! YUCK!!!!!